This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

This creature is really mad and he's prepared to smash anything in his sight. These eyes are gonna get broken when this green machine comes a-knockin'. Better run Avoid at all costs the Hulk! He's got a attitude problem and he's not afraid to use it. Get outta here! before you get hurt! The Incredible Hulk School: Incredible Hulk Edition G